The Velvette Diaries

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is
because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be,
and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good
advice to stay where you are until someone finds you. But who'd ever think to look for
me here?